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Louis CK stand up cümleleri
### ?? **Louis C.K.'den 50 Kalıp + Komik Orijinal Örnek**
1. **Here's what I think:**
*Here's what I think. I think you should not get an abortion unless you need one.*
2. **I mean, seriously:**
*I mean, seriously. If you need an abortion, you’d better get one.*
3. **It’s like...**
*It’s like not taking a shit. That’s how bad that is.*
4. **You ever...?**
*You ever been in an e-mail fight?*
5. **Have you ever...?**
*Have you ever eaten cereal with a fork because your spoons are dirty?* (uyarlama: benzetmeli içerik)
6. **That’s what I think:**
*That’s what I think. They should be allowed to kill babies.*
7. **Here’s the thing:**
*Here’s the thing: if your friend owns a snake, he’s not okay.* (uyarlama — ama tarzına uygun)
8. **It’s either..., or...**
*It’s either taking a shit, or it’s killing a baby. It’s only one of those two things.*
9. **Seriously:**
*Seriously, that dude’s always late, man.*
10. **I'm just saying:**
*I'm just saying. I think it’s probably accurate to say that out of any group of 200 people, not all of you are gonna make it to Christmas.*
11. **Let me tell you something:**
(Konuşma tarzı: *Let me give you an example* — aynı işlevde)
*Let me give you an example: I rented a car in LA and just left it at the terminal.*
12. **And then I realized:**
*And then I realized... the exhaust pipe is right in her face.*
13. **Go ahead.**
*Go ahead and do the lights. Go ahead.*
14. **Don't fuck around.**
*Don't fuck around. And hurry.*
15. **In which case...**
*In which case, you'd better get one.*
16. **You know\...**
*You know, when people say abortion should be legal, safe and rare...*
17. **That's enough of you.**
*That’s enough people to say that at least one of you will die.*
18. **I don't give a shit.**
*Fuck you, I’m not doing none of that shit. You’re dead.*
19. **That's what happened.**
*That’s what happened: I started farting as I came.*
20. **It gets worse.**
*It gets so shitty, man. It does.*
21. **I like it.**
*I like life. I like it. I feel like even if it ends up being short, I got lucky to have it.*
22. **It’s not fun now.**
*He brought his acoustic guitar to the party. It’s not fun now.* (uyarlama)
23. **I’m not saying..., but...**
*I'm not saying don't do it. You should do it.*
24. **Fuck you.**
*Fuck you, I’m not doing errands for you after you're dead.*
25. **I was like...**
*And I was like, “You're gonna die someday.”*
26. **That was difficult.**
*Making eye contact with my reflection was difficult.* (uyarlama)
27. **Whoo!**
*Whoo! We get to kill babies!*
28. **Oh my God.**
*Oh my God. I can't believe ya’ll got to fuck me.*
29. **That’s enough.**
*That's enough people to be a sample of the population.*
30. **Yeah, okay.**
*Yeah, like he's ever on time... Oh, fuck.*
31. **I thought...**
*I thought quinoa was a tech startup.* (uyarlama)
32. **That’s the worst part.**
*That’s the worst part of being beheaded: they show the tape to the family.*
33. **I have two kids.**
*I mean, I’m 41. I have two kids.*
34. **It’s an option.**
*It’s an option, though. It’s totally an option.*
35. **That’s a big decision.**
(Metin içinde doğrudan geçmese de: “That’s what I believe.” yapısıyla bağlantılı)
36. **She said...**
*She said, “I can’t believe y’all got to fuck me.”*
37. **He said...**
*He said, “Everybody dies.”*
38. **I didn’t know\...**
*I didn’t know you could burn tea, but here we are.* (uyarlama)
39. **It’s worth it.**
*Life is okay. I like life. I like it.*
40. **Oh shit.**
*Oh, shit. Seriously, that dude's always late.*
41. **Okay, go...**
*Okay, go cry in your closet like a real adult.* (uyarlama)
42. **I’ve always loved...**
*I've always loved love.*
43. **I shouldn’t have...**
*I shouldn't have eaten gas station sushi. But here we are.* (uyarlama)
44. **Let her enjoy...**
*Let her enjoy her drama. It’s all she has.* (uyarlama)
45. **Do you know how many...?**
*Do you know how many towels I own? One.* (uyarlama)
46. **What year is it?**
*What year is it and why am I still paying for AOL?* (uyarlama)
47. **It’s interesting because...**
*It’s an interesting thing about human beings, that we live with the knowledge we’re gonna die.*
48. **I’ll try it.**
*Is that cake made of beans? I’ll try it.* (uyarlama)
49. **Life is short.**
*Life is short. Life is very short.*
50. **That’s just the way it goes.**
*That’s just the way it goes.*
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Düzenleme: ChatGPT
"I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own thigh, you haven't seen that."
"What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."
"The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them."
"As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It's sad. We use words like 'awesome' and 'wonderful' like they're candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word 'amazing' to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy's. What's going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted 'amazing' on a fucking sandwich."
"I always think you can tell how good a person you are by how long you waited after 9/11 to masturbate. And I know you all waited a week because you're awesome. But for me it was between the two towers going down. I had to do it; otherwise they win."
"I don't think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women."
"Suicide isn't a solution to your problems. That's bullshit. Suicide literally solves all of your problems. You don't ever have to do anything again."
"When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president."
"People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone."
"I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger."
https://www.reddit.com/r/louis...orite_louis_ck/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Stand...bit_from_louis/
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